This Side of the Pond

I’m sure that, by now, you’ve heard the latest story of bizarre behavior in Yellowstone National Park. If these terrible tourists aren’t taunting bison or losing their trousers, they’re apparently finding new ways to prepare a dinner.

Two gentlemen from Idaho and one from Utah are reported to have carried a couple of cooking pots into a remote part of the park, where they put two whole chickens in a burlap sack and dipped them into one of the hot springs.

(No word on why they needed the cooking pots if burlap sacks were sufficient for the task.)

One of them told the judge that the...